Dragon Age: Inquisition 30 minutes of gameplay

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Although the sound quality is worse than a Nigerian Movie, this video is COMPLETELY worth watching. Here is the link. It would help if you knew a bit of Italian for the bit at the end.

Enjoy it!

Goodier, Moi Mentil Mind

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720 or 1?

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Microsoft, despite their battle with apples (and they call me crazy) is still a favourite of many across the world. It made the marvellous Xbox: something us lazy people can play with until our eyes burn when we go into the light (ha, ha). It makes crappy-looking phones/mobile devices but still manages to rake in the dollars and remain one of my faves.

Now their latest creation is soon to grace our dusty TV stands (the cleaning ladies have the week off). It was previously known as the Xbox 720, a name that makes people want to sell their ovaries just to touch, let alone own, one. I googled it the other day and a controller of some retard’s creation came across the screen.

I don''t know how they expect me to operate it...please do help.

I don”t know how they expect me to operate it…please do help.

I don’t know about you but I don’t nearly have that many fingers. Toes but not fingers. Recently the name of the console has been changed to Xbox 1: a name that reminds me of the very first Xbox which resembled an actual box. I think that sales may decrease just a little because of that name but in reality anyone (in the gaming world) who doesn’t buy the console deserves to be flushed down a public toilet.

Still, I’m more than willing to give the new console a chance. I hope that it’ll live up to my great expectations (isn’t that a show?). Which name tickles your fanny fancy: Xbox 720, or Xbox 1?

Goodier, Mentil Mind.

DA 3 here soon!

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I’ve been a huge fan of this EA trilogy ever since Mexicans began crossing the border. Although the first one, for me, was like going to a prostitute for a hug. I really disliked that if you were a mage you could only do a little damage and the slow “pew, pew” of the staff made it worse. The amount of time spells took to take effect was longer than the wait for Jesus. He’s my Mexican friend.

So when DA 2 came out I was more than pleased when my favourite class (the mage) could do the most damage in very little time, just like getting hit in the balls. The gameplay was more than fantastic and the storyline was amazing. Sideline romances were fun and an even better waste of my time than waiting for a fat person to take out books from their locker.

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The game is rumoured to be coming out on Next Gen consoles (something that may come as a bummer to most people). I imagine that they will follow in the footsteps of Microsoft’s Fable trilogy and make the next protagonist royal by birth and have a lot of money in the bank without having to get it through illegal means or by loaning money from The Mafia (awesome game). I expect to have more inter-party communication outside of quests where we can gossip about someone mooning the entire assembly or anything along those lines. Wouldn’t it make building and destroying relationships so much easier?

Needless to say (unless I’m speaking to the mentally handicapped), I’m ecstatic in my wait for DA 3 to come out, along with a few other gamers. But one thing I must ask both EA and the gamers out there is: Do we really need another protagonist?

Goodier, Mentil Mind.